Monday, March 12, 2007

Colorado Lottery

No, I did not win the 142 million dollar lottery.

I'm sure it was just a mistake, and we will win the 162 million dollar lottery....

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

$162 million? That's it? Just $162 million? That's pocket change compared to the $375 million that I was robbed of last week.

Edward

David said...

I'm sure you realize that there's a long line of people ahead of you, all of whom feels that that money is rightly theirs.

They're wrong, of course. It's mine! Mine, I tell you! Miiiiinnnnne!

David said...

anonymous, La La is actually talking about the Powerball lottery, I'm sure. The Colorado lottery is much, much smaller, because we're a small state (somewhere between 3 and 4 million population).

So our lottery usually doesn't even hit 10 million before someone wins it.

Which would still be fine with me!

The Curmudgeon said...

Lottery fever, eh? We'll cure that with a disposable incom-ectomy.

Pageant Mom said...

I haven't won squat since the $20 I got last year. I told them if they didn't do something soon at the quick mart about those defective tickets I was going to stop buying them...

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David said...

Hey, you need to change your profile. It still says that you live in Kent.