This is my life. Really.
$162 million? That's it? Just $162 million? That's pocket change compared to the $375 million that I was robbed of last week.Edward
I'm sure you realize that there's a long line of people ahead of you, all of whom feels that that money is rightly theirs.They're wrong, of course. It's mine! Mine, I tell you! Miiiiinnnnne!
anonymous, La La is actually talking about the Powerball lottery, I'm sure. The Colorado lottery is much, much smaller, because we're a small state (somewhere between 3 and 4 million population).So our lottery usually doesn't even hit 10 million before someone wins it. Which would still be fine with me!
Lottery fever, eh? We'll cure that with a disposable incom-ectomy.
I haven't won squat since the $20 I got last year. I told them if they didn't do something soon at the quick mart about those defective tickets I was going to stop buying them...
Hey, you need to change your profile. It still says that you live in Kent.
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