I'm pretty sure there's no way I"m going to survive Tweendom.
I can not STAND my 11 year old Drama-Girl's mood swings for absolutely no reason...
"Before you go out, you have to pick up your clothes, make your bed and clean up the trash on the floor"
"I"LL NEVER GET DONE I CAN"T EVER HAVE A BREAK I'LL BE STUCK HERE FOREVER AAHAHHH YOU'RE EVIL MOM"
Oh, well, in that case, continue living in the pig sty. Really. I misunderstood.
Do your homework.
HOMEWORK IS STUPID IT MAKES NO SENSE I DON'T WANT TO DO IT IT SUCKS I'M GOING TO STAY IN MY ROOM AND YELL AND SCREAM BUT LEAVE ME ALONE I DONT' CARE IF I'M DISTURBING YOUR ATTEMPT TO HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE I HATE MY LIFE AND I DON'T WANT TO DO HOMEWORK AND YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME SCREAM AND THROW THINGS.
Come down and talk to me, we need to have a conversatoin (On account of all the yelling).
NO I'M NOT LEAVE ME ALONE I'M IN A BAD MOOD....
Then pack your bags, because I've changed your room, it's currently on the moon. Call me when you get there.